Rule number one of enjoying wine... Never drink and dial. It never goes well. Someone tends to get hurt from an overwhelming amount of stark honesty you're spewing into that receiver and if you've been drinking A LOT you might not remember what you've said, holding onto the guilt for months, maybe even years to come. No, I'm not speaking from personal experience, it happens in the film of our newest episode, Alexander Payne's genuinely funny and charming black comedy, SIDEWAYS.