Nothing spells 'Christmas' more than Viggo Mortensen playing a Russian gangster, snipping off a dead man's fingers. Wash that eggnog down as he continues to pry every tooth from that only recently defrosted corpse. Yes, this is David Cronenberg's "Eastern Promises", a dark and violent insight into the Russian mafia. Gang stuff? Feels fleshed out with solid performances. The rest of the movie? The nurse? The baby? The diary? Meh. See for yourself in this episode.